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« on: November 02, 2008, 09:08:56 PM »

Disclaimer: I was mad as hell.


"The Girl Next Door"

There's this girl next door.
She swears I'm a whore.
She claims she knows things about me.
But she'll learn and you will see.
She jiggles when she walks.
She dies as she talks.
She can't afford gucci.
So she licks a lot of coochie.
She has the face of a bat.
And the odor of a rat.
Her body has no shape at all.
I wish that hoe would just fall.
Deep in to hell.
Wouldn't that be swell?
Or should I say swole?
Because one day soon her body will be in a hole.
Her name should have been sin.
Because she has more than one chin.
She smells like an old hen.
Has sex with her barbie Ken.
Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
Because we all know you're president of the itty bitty tittie committe.
Like I said before.
She's a stupid little gay whore.
With no class.
And no ass.
All you can do is lie.
It will be all too soon when you die.
Before, we didnt have any beef.
But you decided to turn a new leaf.
Anytime there's gossip thats all you take.
Anytime there's cookies thats all you bake.
In this poem there is no shame or disgrace.
Becasue you know I'd say all this to your face.


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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 02:19:17 AM »

Damn. What did " The Girl Next Door" do to you?

Nice poem. I laughed.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2008, 05:26:30 PM »

This no-necked bitch is starting shit about little ole' me and my dearest friends for no reason.

Ahh. High School Drama.
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 11:52:24 PM »

Dude, you're 12?
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 01:26:32 PM »

deeply moving!
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 02:13:18 PM »

^ it was.
this was a very immature group of words that were put together by my friend, tatiana (the runaway whore) and i.
wasnt my idea, but i played into it like a dumbass;;
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